Sparkly triggers are off by default but you can now manually Toggle them thru the admin menu (Toggle Secrets).

I miss the sparkly triggers.

Server running good. Thanks Space Monkey.

Most problems should be fixed now. Full admin, stats and sourcebans functions restored. To-do: maps, sounds and tweaks.

The chat sometimes doesn't show in game due to a plugin glitch. After Map change or rejoin the chat should work normally again.

What's wrong with the RPG?

Dont think chat protect mode is working

I still can't hit the broad side of a barn with an RPG. Is there unsuck mode?

cant see my typed messages in the chat log.

comments working.

asc_3box_reloaded_v12, map crashes server.

dm_bathroomcrazy map, crashes server

Grenades don't go the usual distance

Server is back up and running after recent Steam update. Sounds should be working now. Server still not running very stable and partially broken. Will slowly try to fix the problems reported here. Thanks

Server running to-day.

What's the status of the server, is there an alternative?

I've tried updating and creating a server from scratch (no source or metamod). No matter what I try I always get this error. There is some problem with my Debian Linux setup that I can't quite understand and/or fix. Will try to setup a new server soon. Thanks for your patience!

Hello Space Monkey - We hope you're well and are able to get your server back on line SOON so we can ALL play YOUR fun and challenging maps. We're starved for real action on YOUR server. Let ME know if I can help in any way ... $$$$$$$ ô¿ô Thank you my friend.

I hope you are aware that your server is INOPERATIVE since the last update from valve threw a substantial monkey wrench into the operation. You need to replace source metamod and Sourcemod with 64-bit supported version. Nobody can access your server until that is done.

https://imgur.com/a/mNY4PJg

Anyone else have trouble with the jet pack? It makes the sound but no flight.

And it is down again?

Thanks Space Monkey, your THE MAN.

New server now working for the most part. Some features are still broken - will fix later

The previous_build beta is not required as of now. If you are right click deathmatch in the library, click properties, click beta, click none.

I can play on other servers, hope we can get xlauz back to running correctly.

Reinstalled steam after switching beta versions a couple times, finally back working!

Latest steam update completely crippled the server. Upgraded to a new server but nearly everything is broken (sounds, rtv, sourcemod, etc, etc)

Search xlauz in server list or connect using IP -> 107.191.118.172

Thank You

Hey Basil, I think everyone secretly comes here, admires and chuckles at your art but don't have half your sense of humor or creativity to come up with anything unique so we just admire and laugh! I speak for myself at least! haha! Cheers

Where's all the comments.? Noobody comes here. Even say Hello now and again and we know youre still alive.

I think 40 is just fine.

Ok, sometimes 25 is to short! lol

Sometimes 40 frags is WAY to long! lol

[img]https://i.imgur.com/iJCPAqK.png[/img]

Thank you Ben, for a new Trench! Also, please bow down and pray thanks to the monkey lord for upping the kill limit to 40.

Cheers Benivey for Trench 4, good fun.

is the server EVER gonna be FIXED ?

Merry Xmas everyone.

Server down more than usual

Server crashing more than usual.

Still No Jet_Pack

note to self : must do prison picture.

He's maybe in prison (can you run a server from prison) just asking !

Hope Space is OK.

Jetpack and sounds are missing? OMG, the tragedy of it all

The server is down; please fix ASAP otherwise Basil will have to talk to the wife.

Nobody comes to the comments page anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bW-wjC61E0

Many warriors are experiencing Xlauz Place withdrawal symptoms. Hope we see the server up and running again soon.

Server up and running.

Good to see Proten back ( NO HE WAS NOT IN PRISON) , let the games commence.

C'om guys write comments

HA HA HA [FR] SonAltesse accused me of cheating because I had the extra health on the dm_sniper, (good fun lol)

dm_hypnotic_arena ....... There are five secret rooms to discover, including an anti-camper control room, with an elaborated video control system

dm_hypnotic_arena

what's the map ?

Hey Galactic Simian; trying to upload a new map (both as bsp and zip) and it keeps erroring out on me.

[Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/TOaaZdN.jpg)

[Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/iS9qW2F.jpg)

Box Set

LOST

Attack of the Drones.

New Car

Am , I the only guy that post pictures (c'om guys )

[Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/9lyf8cP.png)

Other view

Problem resolved : Thanks Monkey.

what he said : I would like to know who is the main administrator for this server I find that there are players who manage to cheat without long being able to prove it and without the server discovering it is not obvious but that way more in addition

is sjit an American word ? ( asking for a friend )

Donut anyone ?

I'll let yoo Know Proten i have good edgeukation, went to the high skool (it was on a hill) and can spull all my words Korrect.

Refurbishment.

I'm ok this end, not seen Ranllr, he's normally on a lot UK time.

Doing OK here. Hope Ranllrg is OK.

Promotion

dm_rat _kitchen_ Tea Party

is that true about Verme : such a jolly fellow, loved playing the game with him on, tell me more.

Yup, that's me all right, but that must be an old photo as I don't smoke anymore. hehe

Ha Ha Ha

Just Chilling.

Thank You Monkey

Played new map in Garrys Mod

Has the new been added yet, so I can explore ?

Thank You

server crashing more than usual.

BEWARE OF ZOMBIES

Peter use VTF edit (free download) for creating sprays, need any help pm me.

Hi Peter sprays are normally stored in C/ drive. Steamapps/common/common\Half-Life 2 Deathmatch\hl2mp\materials\VGUI\logos\sprays :and delete them from there

Hi Admins: How do I clear all of the "Sprays" I uploaded?

Hi Admins: How do I clear all of the "Sprays" I uploaded?

Hi Admins: How do I clear all of the "Sprays" I uploaded? Also, how do I achieve high-res sprays? My sprays lose resolution one uploaded. 256K files, orig. 1.25MB Best regards, Peter

Hi Admins: How do I clear all of the "Sprays" I uploaded? Also, how do I achieve high-res sprays? My sprays lose resolution one uploaded. 256K files, orig. 1.25MB Best regards, Peter

Hi Admins: How do I clear all of the "Sprays" I uploaded? Also, how do I achieve high-res sprays? My sprays lose resolution one uploaded. 256K files, orig. 1.25MB Best regards, Peter

Hi Admins: How do I clear all of the "Sprays" I uploaded? Also, how do I achieve high-res sprays? My sprays lose resolution one uploaded. 256K files, orig. 1.25MB Best regards, Peter

Hi Admins: How do I clear all of the "Sprays" I uploaded? Also, how do I achieve high-res sprays? My sprays lose resolution one uploaded. 256K files, orig. 1.25MB Best regards, Peter

Anyone how requires a custom spray made, just add me to friends list. and I will gladly oblige.

Merry Xmas everyone

When map dm_ry_cradle starts, it is resetting the server

Server running fine again THANKS

Server - vps.xlauz.net:27015 crashes constantly

map dm_lmht_kandar crashing regularly

I wish I had a keyboard

What happened to Mr Noob ( did someone steal his PC )

constant crashing, getting worse

Relax everyone, have fun, remember this is a game. No need for rage. I play for fun ( my motto) WHO CARES WHO WINS enjoy everyone, take care

I agree with Verme

Type something

test

can only access this page using a VPN and Canada as my location

Unauthorized access - IP not recognized as active game user

Make it easier for people to access this page

Maybe a limited spectate function, or when you go into spectate to learn secrets or whatever, you stay there till the end of the game.

Thought Mr Noob prison release date was : 6/16/2020 ?

Submit (TEST)

what is money

Hope Space Monkey comes back!

Ben, use patrons on the admin list don`t have the ability to ban. Maybe the captains can?

Benivey, I think spectate would be fine, but once you go to spectate,I think you should be made to stay there. It was being abused before.

On 12/2/2019 9:00 am EST, I watched him clear out every game in a matter of a few minutes.

Everything OK now, Space Monkey, must up_grade my system.

I think the double jump has defaulted back to 1 again

Thanks Space Monkey ( Your The Man )

when in game, my double jump command not working, any ideas ( thanks in advance )

Been busy with the piano lessons !

Possibly copy the file and paste it into the submit box?

Lupara is an Italian word used to refer to a sawn-off shotgun of the break-open type. It is traditionally associated with La Cosa Nostra, the Italian organized crime group dominant in Sicily for their ...

OK, I will go practise my Piano lessons whilst the server is down.

I have checked the Interweb and facetube and found Mr noob is only 12

I am here, hiding in the shadows, planning stuff.

server up and running

Server up and running 18:30 UK time

Eyes like wee mr noobs

Had to sell Magic Carpet, my vacum cord was too short.

Flying carpet for Sale,used once.

I heard Killock applied

Mrs Noob , as you asked

chemical properties of alum

I wonder how many pressed the play button, on the picture.

upload image host

upload image host

https://ibb.co/drPg4f0

Use the spull check, Mr noob

my spull chack wurked

Mr noob asked me to post that. ( honest always trust a cat that can type )

COMMING SOON

Guess who ?

Shafty has music triangle certificate.

The Band going Well

host images for free

Shafty to appear in front of Judge Catslap next week.

Mr Noob leaves court

KILLOCK GOES FREE Mr killock is aquitted of all charges of breaking the sounds whilst gaming. However he was charged $500 for contempt of court. When Judge Catslap was delivering his verdict Mr Killock was seen slapping Mr Noob in the witness stand with old socks full of cat diarrhea. It took four court officials to subdue him.

a certain lady dorothy parker

Catlock Holmes on the case. Mr Noob looks forward to not having to deal with Holmes' eccentricities, and gives him full responsibility to capturing the culpirt.

Live on stage

Leave Shafty alone he’s from New Zaellnnd. Austrai New Zeaalend he’s foreign

Order now while stocks last.

Never trust a cat than can type.

Mr Noob is only 8 years old, and yes he's only a child ( childish ) so leave him be.

LOL

How to use the editor:

Paste your documents in the visual editor on the left or your HTML code in the source editor in the right.
Edit any of the two areas and see the other changing in real time. 

Click the Clean butto

http://i.imgur.com/WaUY5wbl.jpg

I can type big can you edit ur posts ie: delete ect ?

I,m only 4

Still cant type BIG

Bought a bigger keyboard Killock, did'nt work (liar)

How did you type big Killock ?

For mr_noob

Glad I'm back to comment.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3GmAQIfWj9LlfZekeY/giphy.gif

Thanks Space Monkey ( are u the chosen one ? )

how do u post a picture ?

Servers down !( despair ) I think I will shoot myself in the back with the X-bow.

I smell a lot better. ( thanks for the advice )

Merry Xmas to all.

IanSr: Recently been working on adding skins. Should only download once. ( WHERE ? )

where do you download the new skins ? (thanks in advance )

Every time I spawn I have a bright white spot as my cross_hair, have to do a few weapons swithes to correct, anybody know a fix for this ?

The servers have been under attack and might be down for maintenance throughout the week ( I BLAME THE RUSSIANS )

is the jet_pack sound different ?

Hard Kill is up and running again.

Can the map dm_yardrats_halloween be added

Thanks proten for showing me around some map secrets, much appreciated.

are the bots getting harder to kill____or is it just me

dm_fishdocks

Doing a great job Deedoe

Space, what are your thoughts of players that play behind faults in the map?

Same problem here Steveholt can't join because it's an older version than the version I'm using

Question : is there any way to save console commands ? Thanks in Advance

Spookface map working great, many thanks--------My fav all time map.

ok uploaded the dm_spookface.bsp, lets hope it works. thanks in advance your'e ever loving pussy.

Would love to have the map spookface added

Big Happy New Year from Scotland.